oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural
this actually happened
#people who say stiles and allison weren’t friends#or they only cared for each other because of scott TAKE NOTE#that is not the face of a girl looking at her acquaintance#that is the face of a girl looking at one of her closest friends and trying to resolve something in herself that would let her put him down for the greater good.#and ultimately she can’t.#allison died for her friends#and stiles was definitely one of them.
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.