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americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

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sourwolves:

stiles stilinski + lacrosse

President Barack Obama and the first lady Michelle Obama helped fill backpacks with toys for homeless children at the Inspired Teaching charter school on Thursday. 

A sixth-grader at a Washington DC Charter school elicited laughs from President Barack Obama after she told him she thought the special guest at her school was going to be the singer, Beyonce. 

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pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

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smile-and-press-on:

remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural

like

this actually happened

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frecklyblake:

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kittenmichael:

MARK

kittenmichael:

MARK

thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

(Source: smithtocapaldi)

TOP 20 TV SHIPS (as voted by my followers)
19. Andy and April (Parks and Recreation)
"I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Is that cool?"

WLT